Privacy Policy: A Tale of Secrets, Shenanigans, and Data Protection

Last updated date: 05/03/2023

Policies: Terms of Service, Fair Usage, Privacy, Cancellation, CCPA

Privacy Policy of Total Care Websites

Welcome to the Shakespearean drama of legal documents: our Privacy Policy. It's a tale of data collection, usage, and protection. Don't worry, we promise to keep the legalese to a minimum and the humor on high. Let's get into it, shall we?


We are Elegant Software Solutions, creators of Total Care Websites. We're as serious about protecting your privacy as we are about delivering unlimited website updates. We promise to handle your data like a delicate piece of fine china, that is, very carefully and always wearing white gloves.

The Information We Collect: The Usual Suspects

We collect a range of information, none of which includes your secret family recipe for lasagna. When you use our services, we collect personal information such as your name, email address, and contact details. We also collect data about your interactions with our service because we're nosy like that. We use cookies and similar technologies to gather information about your use of our services. Think of it like leaving breadcrumbs in the forest, except these breadcrumbs help us make your experience better.

How We Use Your Information: The Master Plan

We won't sell your data to some shady character in a trench coat. We use your information to provide you with our services, improve those services, respond to your inquiries, and occasionally send you updates about our services. We also use your information to comply with legal obligations. We're not big fans of orange jumpsuits, so we're very law-abiding.

Sharing Your Information: Not a Tupperware Party

We share your information with our trusted service providers because they're part of our squad. We only share what's absolutely necessary, and we ensure they protect your data as diligently as we do. If a court or government agency asks for your information, we might have to share it. But it's not because we're gossiping, it 's because we respect the law.

Protecting Your Information: Our White Knight

Your data's safety is our top priority. We use a range of security measures including firewalls, encryption, and password protection. But remember, no internet transmission is as safe as a bunny in a field of soft pillows. We do our best, but 100% security is not a guarantee.

Your Rights: The Power is Yours

If you're in the EU, GDPR grants you certain rights. You can access, correct, or delete your personal information, among other things. Simply send an email to and we'll hop to it. For our California users, you also have rights under the CCPA. Check out our CCPA page for the full scoop.

Changes to this Policy: Ch-Ch-Changes

Our policy may change from time to time, like fashion trends. We'll post any changes on this page, so check back often to stay in the loop. If you continue to use our services after changes are made, you're agreeing to the revised policy. We appreciate your adaptability!

Contact Us: We Love EMail

If you have any questions about this rollercoaster of a privacy policy, you can contact us at We're always ready for a chat, preferably over virtual coffee.

Thanks for staying with us until the end. You deserve a cookie (the edible kind, not the data kind)! Now, let's get back to making your website the belle of the internet ball.